So.

Who wants to help me get Lightning a Christmas present? I'm thinking Old Spice.

If anyone's getting tired of the voices, I got earplugs. Doesn't shut them up, but you can ignore 'em better.

[Terribly unamused] So apparently my dog is pregnant.

What the hell am I going to do with puppies?

[See Reno. See Reno's angry face. See Reno dance this dance, without all the awesome people in there]

Who the fuck cast Tarantellegra?

[Reno looks a little...flustered. He's near the Quidditch pitch, and you can hear Dab barking in the background]

Did someone order a troll? Because--shut up, dumbass bitch!--there's one on the other side of the pitch, and it don't look too happy.

[turns to yell at his dog]

Goddammit, dog, stop pulling! Will someone get their ass out here and

Do we have to chaperone that party the Phantomhive kid is having?

Okay. Anyone around here not suddenly a kid?

[grumbling. He would swear, but swearing in front of kids would probably get his ass fired.]

I need some help with my lessons next week. I'm going to show them another way to use Blue Magic, but it's easier if I get someone to cast at me.

Any takers?

[Shalice]

Hey, heard you got beat up. Need me to stop by with something to take your mind off it?

[Aerith]

How bad's the greenhouse? Need more help?

Ten points if anyone can answer this:

Why is Blue Magic called blue magic? No, you don't have to be in my class to answer.

[[btw, mods, Reno doesn't have a journal tag yet, I don't think]]